Sorry I've neglected my blog, I've been too busy living in the pub.
It seems that whenever I want to write about something I leave it so long I forget what it was I wanted to write. I'll do a proper update tomorrow!
The original intent of this entry is to provide a tutorial on how to henna dreadlocks. I have never used henna before and I couldn't find a clear tutorial for Lush henna hair dye's [you can follow this tutorial even if you don't have dreads it follows the same steps].
My hair was a horrid mess of bleach, brown and red dye and because I'd dyed it too much, too often it was suffering.
I haven't dyed my hair in a year and a half and I really didn't want to use chemicals ever again so I figured henna would be the best way to give myself a new colour.
I decided to use Caca Brun. Scroll right down if you don't want to read the next bit to the the tutorial. Results will vary from person to person and I will not be held accountable if you followed my tutorial and you had less than desired effects.
Now before I start some people say that Lush's hennas should not be used on dreadlocks because of the high level of cocoa butter in them, which makes it a solid bar, as it is 'impossible' to wash out the tiny lumps of henna.
But I have had my dreads for 2 1/2 years [no wax] and I found it incredibly easy to wash out but then again, my locks are impenetrable.
So maybe if you have had your dreads for less than a year and you have money to burn, then maybe think about using the stuff at your local health market.
Lush sells their henna for £7.10 I didn't realise, until they came in the mail, just how big the blocks would be so I ordered two online.
Even at £14.20 this was still a saving of over £10 if I were to buy the required three boxes of chemical dyes [even boxes of henna at health food shops are around £8 each and I would still need 3 of them!]
I have fairly thick not-quite-waist length dreadlocks and 4 squares of one block was sufficient to cover my dreadlocks.
OK, rambling done here is my step by step on how to henna hair.
You will need
to do a strand test, I didn't but then again, I am an idiot.
1-2 squares of lush henna for short dreadlocks [3 inches - jawline]
2-3 squares for medium dreadlocks [jawline- shoulder length]
3-4 squares for long dreadlocks [shoulder length and longer, I used 4 1/2]
5-6 squares for extremely long/thick dreadlocks
[think Bob Marley thick or bum length although if you DO have this type of length I would recommend you buy two blocks to be on the safe side.]
paper towels to put your block onto while cutting
1 grater [not necessary and is hard work but makes the mixing job easier]
1 Bain-Marie [ I used a bigger pan for mine but you can use whatever you want.]
CLEAN hair, mine was greasy therefore I think the dye did not take
Rubber gloves [if Lush didn't give you any]
Obligatory before picture
Right, this what your block will look like you will want to either get it cut up in store or cut them yourself
Next up you will want to grate however many squares you need, this is not necessary and is very hard work [ideally get your husband to do this] but believe me, it will mix so much better and there will not be any bits when you put it on your hair
When you've grated you want to boil some water in the kettle. Now this bit is a bit tricky because I have no idea how much you should use as it really is trial and error.
Lush say to add enough water to be able to mix it so it is as thick as double cream, I used 400mls [some girl on a forum said she used a cup and I used a cup and a bit!], far too much water and had to add another square-and-a-bit to thicken it but that was more like whipped cream!
So add 100mls at a time to be safe. After you've done, you want to whisk it.
When you've mixed it to double cream, make your Bain-Marie and boil it on a high heat.
When you see bubbles starting to rise, turn the heat right down and put your henna in the Bain-Marie. If you leave it on a high heat, the excess henna around the pan burns. While it's heating in the Bain-Marie make sure to constantly mix it.
Now here is the part where you want to get your gloves on. As the Bain-Marie heats the henna you need to keep dipping your finger in to test that the henna does not get too hot for your head.
As soon it gets slightly too hot but not unbearably so, you want to take the henna out of the Bain-Marie
If it is too hot for your scalp leave it to cool but don't let it get cold.
Next you want to lay down old towels where you are doing the job and slap the henna on to your dreadlocks and scalp making sure that all your hair is completely covered in henna.
And then you wait...
Lush say to leave it on for four hours, but in mine and many other's opinions, this is not long enough.
I left this in my hair for 6 hours, I did want to leave it on for eight hours but excitement got the better of me. I did not cling film my hair up.
You want to rinse, rinse, RINSE until the water runs clear then lightly shampoo it.
I envisaged beautiful healthy brown hair. The result was slightly disappointing:
I mean, it looked healthy and got rid of my patchy bits but it wasn't as dark as I hoped it would be.
I think strongly the reason my hair didn't take was because it was greasy as hell, I did not have time to wash it.
It did give my hair a lovely shine though.
It's been a week now and there is virtually no sign that I dyed my hair... Apparently the more you use it the more it will develop.
So I dyed it again but just my roots, last night ,as I'd washed my hair the day before.
After doing loads of research during the week, I decided to add a teaspoon of coffee and half a lemon per square [I used the one and a half squares I had from the first block ].
I also cling filmed my hair and slept with it in my hair for 11 hours.
I also did not let it get so hot that it was steaming like I did last time, I just very gently warmed it through.
The results of this where much better and suited my skin tone far better.
I love the reddish tones so much, as soon as I get more lemons I'm going to do the rest of my hair as you can see that there is no more henna in my dreadlocks:
There is an awful lot of work to do when hennaing your hair, but if your hair is superbly damaged then it is worth it. Especially at the price it is. If you want red tones then wrap your hair in clingfilm. I find that it prevents the henna drying and stays moist, presumably moistness helps the colour develop. I am definitely a Lush Henna convert after the second try!
Sorry I've neglected my blog, I've been too busy living in the pub.
Posted by Claire at 5:56:00 pm
I had a really bad night at work. First off one of the barmaids who wasn't even on her shift decided to take over, I over heard my boss saying "but she's fucking getting paid for it." his wife had a word with her and she stopped.
She'd asked her why she did it when I'm doing fine but I never found out what the barmaids answer was. It just reaffirms a comment that was made I'm pretty useless as a barmaid.
I've been working there for 3 weeks one night a week so in total I've worked 16 hours and I've never worked in a bar before so I'm not exactly a great barmaid but I think I do alright, as do my bosses but you know, it does suck when you hear comments that you're useless and you're trying the best you can.
I thought that would be it but noooo. This married couple came in with their horrendously annoying children. I was having a chat with the husband and his wife kept looking over giving me evils so naturally you're going to keep glancing over to see if they're giving you evils.
He looked really henpecked, kinda like he didn't want his wife to be there. I think he enjoyed chatting to me because it appeared to him that I was listening to him. I did feel sorry for him a bit.
Anyway they kept saying
"ooh it's 7 o clock and the kids should be in bed, ooh it's 8pm and the kids should be in bed"
right up until 11pm when they left. Numerous people told them to take them home and apparently she'd told the land lady the same story 4 times because she doesn't get out much.
Rewind a few hours and they were absolutely pissed and she kept digging into his pockets to get things out while he was trying to chat to me.
I think this is what married women in their thirties do to claim their men. Then he blew up at her and was shouting at her
"you're f***ing embarrassing me, you are REALLY. F***KING. Embarrassing me".
Then she stormed off and he was apologising to me.
He was absolutely smashed and kept rolling his eyes at me when his wife was talking to him. Then he comes back to me and started asking me what my problem was.
"I haven't got a problem."
"Why are you trying to cause problems for everyone then?"
"I'm not trying to cause problems for anyone I'm just doing my job."
"Then why are you trying to cause SHIT for everyone?"
"Dude chill out yeah I'm not causing shit for anyone."
So I went out for a cigarette and I passed him on the way out when he looks me right in the eye and sneers "You 'orrible cow."
I ignored him because he was smashed. And he follows me doesn't he, and we're on our own in the yard and I'm a bit scared.
he says really pathertically.
"I'm really sorry, just stressed." he slurs.
"it's ok. honestly it's fine."
"I want to go home with the kids but she won't let me."
I shrug sympathetically.
"Where are you from?"
"For the fifth time tonight, I've told you I'm from Wigan."
"Shithole isn't it? Sorry I shouldn't swear infront of women."
"...It's fine, I hate Wigan too."
Then he shakes my hand and kisses me on the cheek. I begrudgingly kiss him back on his cheekand he goes. For that split second I desperately wished I was wearing lipstick. It'd serve him right for giving me shit but I can't be bothered with insecure thirty odd year old women when I have a fox of a husband at home. It served a lesson on marriage and I hope I never get like that and not to see my husband more than anything than a means of financial stability.
Then it gets worse.
We wind down and we have a lock in [which, ever since I started working there happens frequently]. So I'm pissed and I'm not really sure what happened but the cruel jokes about my weight started to set in.
They asked me questions like "do you get out of breath quick?" and "when you look down can you see your feet?" "How do you feel when you look in the mirror" and "when was the last time you looked in a full length mirror?"
Needless to say I returned home in floods of tears. Seriously thinking about handing in my notice because it's just nasty what they were saying. But I can't say anything because they'll prey on me more and I feel like a prat saying something to the landlord after I give off an air of nothing-offends-me-and-if-it-does-I'll-break-your-face.
Which is true I am like that but I feel really weak and pathetic. I'm sorry I'm not a size 6. But I am certainly not fat. I've been told I have a "cracking"set of tits by more than one patron so I don't get it. They want me to be a size 6 with double D's Only surgery will give you big tits and a small waist. I can't be thin and have big boobs.
Posted by Claire at 3:24:00 pm
Hello I'm back online in my new town. I couldn't be bothered to keep a diary to upload so I'll just do a summary.
Journey down to Devon went well no animals got sick hurrah. It took us about 7 hours though. The house is very nice, really old and has old wood flooring.
The locals are really nice and we've just spent the time without no internet drinking lager tops and Cider and Black. Yum! I also got a job at the pub so I get free drinks and
get to smoke at the bar after hours.
Phil got the job as the new guitar teacher at the school so things are going very well for us, Shadow is all healed too.
Public transport is a nightmare. 1 bus an hour from each of the two bus stops in the town. It's really gay. But it's not bad.
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Posted by Claire at 1:34:00 pm